Look Out world!

Raison d’ red:

2% of the world’s population is too few. I’d like to see that closer to 20% Heck, why not 50%?

Redheads may be going extinct ya know? It’s true. No wait. It’s crap. Either way it’s too important to leave to chance. So I’ve started redhedd.com to do something about it.

First thing: get all the redheads together. Cram ‘em all in to the relatively cramped steamy space of an online community, let ‘em chat, post pics, show off, flirt a little, then wham! Before you know it you know what happens? Redheaded babies. Yeah you think I’m, joking. Well we’ve had quite a few redheaded couples hook up already. And we’re just getting started.

So if you’re red and wanna jump in on the fun, or even if you’re not and would like to contribute (2% are redheaded, but 4% carry the gene – are you one of ‘em?) then get yr redheaded arse over to redhedd.com.

werd.